Here’s Who Biden Should Pick For VP

I’ve gone a lot of thinking about this. Joe Biden has an extremely important, critical, and heavy decision to make regarding his Vice Presidential selection. He has said that he has about a dozen or so women that he’s thinking about choosing. He has told the world that he is going to have a woman as a running mate. I have a different thought, and Joe, you should listen to me. I’ve been so right regarding everything in this campaign so far, you need to pay attention to me.

Joe Biden should NOT pick a woman Vice Presidential running mate.

I’ve racked my brain on this one. I have looked at all of the women that he’s considering, and none of them fit the bill enough to be able to help him get elected. I’ve thought of his strengths, his weaknesses, and where he geographically can go to get the most bang for his buck. I’ve weighed the issues, thought about personalities, looked into my crystal ball, and I’ve come up with the answer.

Joe Biden needs to nominate….

Wait for it….

Wait for it….

Joe Biden needs to nominate ADAM SCHIFF as his running mate!

When you think about it, it only makes sense! Adam Schiff is a pathological liar. Joe Biden has been lying for years on the campaign trail. Do you happen to remember him telling interviewers several years ago that he graduated top of his law school class at Syracuse? Or that he graduated with three undergrad degrees? Or that he was the only person at Syracuse to get a full-ride scholarship? Or that he was named “Outstanding Student of the Year at the University of Delaware? The truth of the matter is slightly different.

Joe Biden graduated 76th out of 85 in law school at Syracuse…hardly top of the class. He did not graduate with three undergraduate degrees at Delaware. He graduated 506th out of 688 in his class. And he was never named “Outstanding Student of the Year”. He also didn’t get a full-ride scholarship to law school. It was a half-scholarship. Oops! Biden said those items must have slipped his memory! Oh. He also got kicked out of law school because he plagiarized five entire pages of an essay.

But that was all in the past, back when he was plagiarizing speeches. He’s learned, right?

Nope. Biden said that he marched in Civil Rights’ movement marches in Selma, Alabama. Actually, he never did. He did work in an all black area of Wilmington, Delaware at a swimming pool. But he never marched in any Civil Rights’ marches. And, he said that he got arrested when he went to see Nelson Mandela in South Africa. In fact, he said he got arrested with the UN Ambassador at the time. Nah…that was false. He was never arrested in South Africa. Totally made up story. Kinda like Hillary Clinton landing in the midst of sniper fire in Bosnia.

We all know the type of man Adam Schiff is. The California Representative never met a lie he didn’t like if a) it would put him in front of a television camera, and b) would make him appear to be slamming Donald Trump without any proof. Schiff has lied at least 78 times that I have been able to document. And yet, he has as of today, hasn’t come forward and apologized about any of them.

So, you see, if you’re going to take Joe Biden’s strengths and match that up with someone, you need to realize that Adam Schiff is the guy that can take him to the top. We’ve lost a ton of confidence in our federal government. It only makes sense that we finish the job the right way…by lying about everything that happens!

Carry on world…you’re dismissed!

9 thoughts on “Here’s Who Biden Should Pick For VP

  1. Don’t forget that Biden promised to take a female running mate. Of course, with current Democrat standards on gender, that would only require Pencil Neck to don a skirt for the next six months.

    Still, are you willing to give up all of the breakfasts, lunches, and dinners you will be upchucking if Schiff-for-brains makes this move?

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    1. I think it would be a very fun time for the next six months…and it would insure that Trump wins reelection! The only person that would do a better job of helping Trump would be if Nancy Pelosi took on the VP mantle!

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    1. Oh, I know it. And my mother gets very agitated when I call him on it…which I do with regularity. I’m not against Trump, I hope he does well, and he’s done a decent job. I just wish he would act as presidential as most of the other 44 people that came before him…

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